3:03 a.m. - 2008-03-06
\"Resume\"
by Dorothy Parker.
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
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I thought I'd welcome myself back to Diaryland with one of my favorite morbid poems by the fabulously morose Ms. Parker. It's been more than 3 months since you've heard from me (BOOOO! or YAYYYYY!, depending on whether or not you suck) and lots has occurred. Most of it shitty. I'll try to summarize tomorrow, if anyone is still out there. Is anyone still out there? ECHO, ECHO!
